I Was Gonna Pay My Child Support, But Then I Got High...

I was gonna get someone else’s piss, but then I got high…
I was gonna ask John Lynch for his, but then I got high…
Now I got to appeal, and I know why, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna pull out before blowing my rocks, but then I got high…
I was gonna put on a neon cock sock, but then I got high…
Now I got 9 kids, and I know why, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna help your fantasy team, but then I got high…
I was gonna score fifteen TD’s, but then I got high…
Now Selvin’s gettin the rock, and I know why, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high